V is for Viper

instagram:

Our community has grown a lot since we wrote our original terms of service. To get things up to date for the millions of people now using Instagram, we’re bringing you new versions of our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.

Here are a few key updates:

• Nothing has changed about your photos’…

My favorite part, at the very end of their blog post…

We know these documents are a little dry, but they’re very important. Please take a moment to read through them so you keep feeling comfortable sharing your beautiful photos on Instagram.

Excuse me, BUT…it’s this VERY policy that makes us all feel LESS comfortable sharing our beautiful photos so that you can make a dime off our backs while we get zilch. FUCK YOU, INSTAGRAM!! You’re providing the impetus for us to find newer and better apps to avoid your corporate greed. I already know over 200 people that will be deleting their accounts, so good riddance—haven’t you learned yet that you will NOT force us to give up our intellectual property for your pocketbook. You will only solidify disdain for your brand. For as intelligent as you all claim to be, you really are just idiots.